Mike is the shortest of the team, not just because of his last name. He originally formed a team called Shorty's Lightning Team but he accused David of pretending to be a Swedish guy and ringing up his house and leaving a stupid prank on his answering machine. He told David that he wasn't on the team anymore (Bastard!) and when Andrew and Michael heard, they said that they wanted to go with David. So they decided to start up Mayhem, and Mike asked if he could join and finally he was accepted. Mike is a bastard who likes topick his nose and eat it. He has an obsession with terds and acts like a kid. David and him invented the Roman Tank strategy in warball, and unless you go to our school, then you don't know what that is. He lives in Frankston. He doesn't have a girlfriend but he is one of the best skaters I know. He is a great vert skater and came up with the phrase, Skate vert or eat dirt. He has just recently got onto the internet and is like a baby with his new toy. Give him a buzz at [email protected]